My lovely new shoes are shiny, deep, dark purpley-brown, and just plain chic. The best part is that they are an embossed crocodile pattern, heretofore to be known as crocfauxdile. While I can't take credit for coining this quippy term, I would like to be remembered as the first one to embrace it. Wordsmith cred goes to Matt.
To celebrate our new term, and its reptilian origins, let's take a look at the toothy-grinned creatures in their most fashion-forward applications.
|Lions and crocodiles? Oh my. Snatch this beauty up here||.|
|Fabulous faux. Get these lovelies before the predators do.|
|Behold, the rare golden crocfauxdile.|
|Get gussied up with this crocfauxdile around your waist.|
Well, that was fun. But if you didn't like these pieces, there's tons of other crocfauxdile out there, so go hunt some down!
* SMILES! *